calculatedChaos Gaming

Because I am an incredibly bored person, I went ahead and started. I know, awesome, right?
This is only after about five minutes in hammer (or the "oh look at the time" equivalent), but I think I've got a pretty good grip on what I'm going to do.

Oh God, yes.
I've been wanting something like this ever since Hotel's painful and untimely demise.

Count me in, brotha.

Celtic wrote:In the next version are you going to take out the crossbow? The huntsman isn't allowed on the current one so I think it'd be nice to have no crossbow nazi's shooting us from across the map.

Yup, the crossbow is gone in b2 (version in the OP, but not on the server yet).

awesome. Gotta make a nav for it so the horsemann works on it :P Also, did you lookit the bot_generator entity (or something like that)? It was what somebody was saying spawned the horsemann through a map, so that you don't have to use server cmds. If you do decide to spawn him, you'll need to add ...

New version uploaded. Go crazy.

Divine Fate wrote:

OldManJenkins wrote:Hah, I love how Denzo just made a forum account yesterday and he's already +4 admin.

Fucking fun server, how does it work?

I hear Captain Angry sprinkles his servers with fairy dust and GODDAMN MIRACLES.

Hah, I love how Denzo just made a forum account yesterday and he's already +4 admin.

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:CalculatedChaosians

Huh.

lol i trol u.

BRAN FLAKES

Ah, that reminds me to update this for the new items.
Plus, there are always things I could fix or polish while I'm at it.

Alright, since nobody was man enough to beat Spleenter's description, he is declared the winner.
Pick any two crates out of one #3, three #4, and one #5, and I'll give 'em to you next time you're on.

I'm just looking for the best description; if they have something that's better than what they came up with before, I'll take it.

I think I'll make the final decision sometime tomorrow, so if anybody else has a worthy description, soon would be a good time.

Better, but Spleenter's is still the best.
Keep 'em coming, folks!

For inspiration and/or something to complement how high many of you undoubtedly are right now, I've made this video specially for you:


Ha ha, self-advertising is FUNNY.

spleenter wrote:This Custom Painted UV shield protects my eyes from your Blinding Inadequacies.

That's pretty awesome, let's see if anyone can top that.

Recently, I have by happenstance come into the possession of a Hot Rod, as well as a description tag. Through the process of combining these two items, I wish to subtitle my hat in such a manner that shall make my enemies chortle upon them being utterly destroyed by my extreme skill. Unfortunately, ...

Wait. The server forum sections have different names.

Crap, I'm completely messed up now.

What it says on the tin I suppose.

It looks beautiful, but if Captain puts it into the rotation before my maps I'm gonna rage.

The Headless Horseless Horsemann is basically a huge NPC, and can be spawned on any map. He'll only function on maps with navigation meshes, but he can be spawned and controlled through a series of server console commands. I'll have to decide about the exact conditions under which he will spawn (adm...

Hint: The Horseless Headless Horsemann works with a nav on this map. Even an autogenerated nav (sv_cheats 1; nav_max_view_distance 6000; nav_generate). All you need to do is include the right sounds and models in the map files, and have a bot_generator that generates headless_hatman entity (or some...

For clarification, this realization in no way means that I'll stop bumping this thread. For now, it's the only thing keeping me holding on to my sanity.

It just occurred to me that it will be actually impossible to win this $100, because as soon as a post my "last" post, it will send email notifications to about seven people, who will the subsequently post so that they can win. WHY HAVE YOU TRAPPED US IN THIS HELL, CAPTAINANGRY??? WHYYYYYY...

Hmm... Maybe that for a mad milk and a sydney sleeper (the two polycount weapons I don't yet have), plus a crate? Feel free to suggest anything else.

Although to be honest I'm more interested in your Handyman's Handle than anything else.

I have an orange-painted Gentlemen's Gatsby for...

the Handyman's Handle? (jesus I've been looking for that hat for such a long time)
http://www.tf2items.com/id/awesomeness9
http://steamcommunity.com/id/awesomeness9

Specifically for Mad Milk, Powerjack, or Sydney Sleeper. Because those are the ones I don't have, genius.

Oh my God, nobody has this?

arena_melee_bash_remix_b3.rar My utter hatred of the map arena_melee_bash has manifested itself into something relatively constructive! Essentially what it says on the box: this is a remade and retooled version of that special map we all know and love. I MPROVEMENTS OVER THE ORIGINAL ARENA_MELEE_BA...

This.

Yup, it's b6 now.

This map now has a sexy, sexy 3D skybox, some fixes (SUCK IT, OVERHEALERS) and a brand-spanking-new admin abuse easter egg button!

Same DL link as before. Go crazy.

I believe this shall answer all your questions.

EDIT: THESE HAVE BEEN FIXED BY VALVE, MOVE ALONG.
THOSE BASTARDS