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I'm just saying that my dad didn't let me anywhere near the guns till I was 13. Besides what eight year old needs an AK-74? I just recently got my hands on my first assault rifle. (AR-15) That thing is an absolute monster by the way, far better then my old .22 What person anywhere in the states nee...

More kids should be dead

Racists.

Anyone know if the capture crit bonus can be disabled? I haven't played much since the update, but I don't think this will have a major effect on the game unless a team can muster up enough team work to get the enigie defending the intell to cap it at a specific time to let a large group rush in wit...

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!


The add with the fucking Zepplin......

could this mean there is going to be an engie built Zepplin?

No fucking way! Fuck you spies!

Riftoff wrote:Plastic, this may surprise you, but, people can be pretty stupid sometimes.

You know, I am a really smart guy, but if there is one thing in the world that I both constantly forget and can't understand, it's why so many people are so completely stupid.

Well, the problem I have with the changes to the game that everyone seems to want is the so called "balance." Everyone wants to "balance" their own favorite class so that they can just solo through the game. The point of Team Fortress, as I always saw it and what made it a fun ga...

... a right wing racist partisan nutbag.

Even if Obama was born on the fucking moon he is still a natural born citizen, just like his mother! There is no legal challenge available to these racist partisan nutbags

Chuck Norris = Fail

That was awesome. Smoking is so NSFW: Click to View stupid.

Sastora wrote:I love Wamp Rats video reviews.

I love Sastora's love of strange things.

In Soviet Russia, noob pwns YOU!

You made me never want to play any video game ever again. Honesty thought you actually have a nice sounding voice, there is just no energy or emotion. You said, "are servers are awesome." I laughed so much, as I don't think I have ever in my life heard someone say the word awesome with abs...

My pot connection in high school was a trumpet player.

I don't know how many hours I spent playing Fight Night Round 3, but my total time playing Fight Night Round 4 was about 15 mins. What a piece of shit. I am so disapointed.

So I just got Fight Night round 4 in the mail today from Gamefly. It is a great big giant pile of shit. All the great features of Fight Night Round 3 are gone. You are FORCED to use the control stick to punch, and can't use the buttons at all. You can't customize your fighter's face like in Round 3....

Stranger: hello
You: pwned


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The only option is, of course, Redphyr. Seeing as your bro is blue, you would be red. This plays to the blue/red TF2 scheme all too well. It would allow you instant recognition and acceptance by gamers you already know. You're next step is to find an avatar to go with the name. Be careful looking up...

Um, I haven't even noticed a difference between browers. All I need in the little bar at the top for inputing sites, back, forward, stop and refreash buttons and a favorites list. Really, unless you can engineer a web browser that can kill my enemies then they are all the same since the begining. Us...

When I saw this Halo 3 commercial I thought that that someone was making a movie. thank God they didn't what an awful, awful game I have said it before I will say it again Playing a FPS on a shooter on a console is like having sex with your cousin. Sure she looks nice, but it's akward, doesn't feel ...

You don't have to be a woman or gay or a victim of an intrinsic field accident to find the site of a giant 3D blue penis rendered by a computer to be a beautiful thing. In fact I would like to praise the makers of the film for taking the step to portray Dr. Manhattan in all his glory. Yes, a penis i...

Yeah, I don't drink sodas, but may be I'll steal some for you. Oh, and yeah PM that stuff!!!!

goose wouldn't be the first person to be obsessed with a penis.

I just got the Watchmen director's cut on the blu-ray. The giant blue penis is even more giant and more blue than ever! At first I felt a little uncomfortable letting them model Dr. Manhattan's body on mine, but I think they did a tasteful job of it.

I was in California the last couple of weeks and went to a few beaches when I had the time. I live in South Carolina and have family near Myrtle Beach so have been there a few times. I never really liked it much, seemed like there was no real reason that anyone one would go there. The beaches aren't...

Yep,

It's for real,

I am the resurrection and the life!

I think any women folk that want to hang out with the Uptown Toughies will have to apply to the companion female version, the Uptown Snugglies.

I'll be gone for a while, not sure how long. May be a week.