calculatedChaos Gaming

Needs a new weapon of choice

Trilby wrote:
I wish I could control time

Granted but then you go and screw up your timeline (with literal Screwing involved) and become your own grandpa.


I wish that I had all the hats in tf2 withing the next month

RaginAsian wrote:
I wish i had unlimited cans of whoop ass

Granted, but you fail to bring a can opener, find the can opener, attempt to open, and cut your jugular and die.


I wish I could pull exact change for things out of my pocket.

spleenter wrote:
I wish that there were more serious maps on the fun server.

Granted, but we never go there.

I wish that i had a new computer

I wish the people on the fun server weren't idiots. (lets see you grant this wish.) Granted, but 5000000000 Nerds and geeks with squeaky voices suddenly flood the server talking about what the rates for a critical hit chance are, and the best odds of what weapon they will get....all in all they sta...

....This is gonna be an interesting summer no?

Trilby wrote: I wish that I had 2 pennies that were just there

Granted, but the rest of the worlds pennies fall from the sky to bury you.

I wish I had a giant bottle of Coca-Cola

Is an insanely crazy battle

Is about to get owned by SUH

Doesn't Know that I have been to Canada Illegally and loved every 5 minutes of it when we illegally crossed the boarder...did i mention it was illegal?

Slowpokes Bro wrote:An age as well as which server u go to would be apreciated, if your on the fun server, welcome! If not, I could care less

Don't listen to this guy, Welcome to the forums! Hope to see ya in-game!

Is a moron for even starting to think about thinking that Iowa is better then NEBRASKA!! (Which will beat your ass if you mess with us)

RaginAsian wrote:
I wish i can headbutt doghouse

Granted, but in retaliation he knee's you in the balls, ensuring your sterility to this day

I wish I had 3 wishes

RaginAsian wrote:
I wish i had kool aid

Granted, but the makers gave you a new flavor to test: Piss and Puke


I wish I had a working Lightsaber

Trilby wrote:
I wish I was made of gold

Granted, but they use you to make next years oscars.

I wish I could go skydiving

Ah it may be old but its still classic. Plus there were quite a few Non-Regs on that day, so we showed them the light.

Is thinking about killing the person above him.

PhrozenFlame wrote: Done. You decide to eat as much cake as possible in 30 minutes and end up giving yourself a massive heart attack.

I wish I could make explosions by pointing with my fingers.

Done. You go to pick your nose and blow off your head.

I wish I could have an adventure with Indiana Jones

Decides to play Russian roulette with 6 bullets in the gun

eh? didnt know it was a big deal to make a new topic when most the others ones are talking bout the person above you and how they die. one more cant hurt...without the dying in this one tho

well i had told the newbies that id make a thread with the date so they could find it easier, they just wanted to look at the pictures

Welcome to the forums brah!

Bingo!

Engiville made today!

Is precisely right

While glaring at the person who stated something about an edit, he didn't realize that the edit was put inplace so that you he would not have to read all those annoying 1's and 0's again (spoiler fuck up)

Has a computer that has now died after warning him in binary that it was on it's death bed. Doesn't understand binary so now has a dead computer, possibly. I don't understand binary either so I could be wrong, maybe its advertising that it is ready to mate and make a baby computer. 01001100 0110111...

01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 001...

Loves the new crafting stuff