calculatedChaos Gaming

Welp, I'm Michigan. So it's either Florida, due to country, or Canada, due to proximity.

Florida has old crazy people.

Canada has mountees, Vancouver, lying bacon, gratuitous amounts of maple syrup, and Quebec.

Florida it is. And don't tell me I can't participate, Giggles said I could so nyeh!

I know nothing of your history but... I HAZ CONTRIBUTION! That one time Gerald made an account on the your forum. I'm twice the history you ever were. Now get in the kitchen and make me some brownies. Ahem: Giggles and Denzo love me. I'm older than you. You got your username from me. In fact, I've ...

GeraldIsI wrote:I know nothing of your history but...

I HAZ CONTRIBUTION!

That one time Gerald made an account on the your forum.

I'm twice the history you ever were. Now get in the kitchen and make me some brownies.

Ch-Chesterfield Township, Michigan...

WAMP DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!

Who is Gerald? Quite possibly the single most annoying bastard on the face of the Earth. That is all you need to know. Don't listen to Giggles or Denzo; they're insane. And I do so know what to draw 77% of the time. How I go about doing that is completely different. In the event you haven't noticed...

It's decent fun, but I have to say that it has a very odd model for bleeding your money. Most successful free-to-play games like this follow a model similar to "You're limited in what you can do, but within those limits you can do whatever you want, as much as you want." Spiral Knights, ho...

I would like a copy of Terraria very much, sir. May I please have one?

*bow*

So over the past hour or so, Tgame and I have been bouncing ideas back and forth over a cC Museum sort of map. It won't be like Hotel or Dorm, it will be an actual playing map. The game type would be... sort of a mix. Attack/Defend CTF, if you will. Blu acts as security guards and Red acts as thieve...

Alright, fixed the leak. I turned the extra walls around the water into func_details by accident. Figured out cubemaps, reflecting just fine now. Thank ya. I assumed you shouldn't have access to certain models if you don't have those games, but I only have TF2 and I still have quite a few half-life ...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=72G3FY46 Well, it's about as finished as I think I'm gonna get it with my meager skills. Let me give you a run-down real quick of any problem areas: 13 Static Props: 2 out of water, 11 in. Two of them, the two ivies at the top of the aquarium, are from Half-Life 2. Feel ...

You can un-check func_detail (that hides them), so then you still see what needs func_detailed. Basically everything that isn't the walls/ceiling/floor/doorway (and displacements or water). That's part of it that confused me. I haven't changed the floor at all apart from altering the texture, and i...

Map's almost done, just need to optimize and give it a once over to make sure none of my props are from half life. But I have a question about it. I followed the stuff you posted and none of it really helped. The hints thing just flew right over my head and the func_detail thing confused me even mor...

Alright, then I have to remove my tank. I suppose it clears up a corner for more awesomeness.

Quick question: You say no environmental deaths. Does drowning in an inescapable tank (An example would be Twister's room in the hotel) count as an environmental death? Or do you simply mean no zones with a trigger to hurt you?

Huh, well, after the disaster that was my failure to turn in my hotel map on time (And the subsequent deletion of it out of stupidity), I accept your challenge! Hide and seek, eh? My room shall live again! Shame about the No Music guideline, though. There goes my Hell idea. It's no fun without ambie...

Boring

Always forgets to press X to not die.

Huh, Wamp Rats and I must live pretty close to one another.

Granted, but the shotgun is made of paper mache, the shells don't have gunpowder, and all of the pokemon are thirsty for your blood.

I wish I was set on fire.

2.

Pop quiz hotshot, there's a brick racing towards your crotch at 50 mph. What do you do?

6) Scream like a little girl.
53) Activate your pants shield.
Blue) Take it like a man.
Applesauce) Punch the brick.

Has trouble staying on topic for extended periods of time.

I have the Soldier's Stash, Hotrod, Vintage Tyrolean, and Gentleman's Gatsby.

Shame, only one I wanted out of them all is Hotrod.

I was torn in between Twilight and Justin Beiber, but in the end I went with Twilight because Beiber probably has no idea what the hell he's doing anyway or why he's famous so he just does it for the money, while Twilight is fully aware of what it's doing and continues to do so. Much to our chagrin.

Two drums and a symbol walk off a cliff. Ba-dum tss. There are two muffins in an oven. One says, "Man, it is hot in here." The other says, "Holy crap a talking muffin!" Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning du...

Gets abducted because he knows too much.

1 of course.

Billy was a Chemist's son, but now he is no more. What he thought was H2O was _____.

1. Satan
2. H2SO4
3. Rainbow-flavored Acid
4. Eggs

Who

Hates rodents from Florida.

Because I Is Daniel sounds ridiculous.

Granted, but you can only learn things that make you suicidal.

I wish I had paid attention and submitted my room before the deadline.