calculatedChaos Gaming

I'd ask for 'em, but I know I'd never be able to play them on this computer.

How can you not like a fun server? It's fun. How can someone not have fun in that? Anyways, those people are stupid. So everyone on the forums is stupid? Good start. Considering people play on it and have fun, and there's bound to be at least one other person on that server who belongs to this foru...

You kiddin' me? That's all I do.

How can you not like a fun server? It's fun. How can someone not have fun in that?
Anyways, those people are stupid.

Oh god, I can tell I'm not going to enjoy myself here.

Don't do what I do. Sandvich Heavy who forgoes the use of a minigun for the excitement and joy from punching enemies to death. That's right, I'm the heavy who uses fists instead of guns. Don't do that if you want to be successful. But if you want to experience the joy of punching a pyro with a flame...

I am Guybrush Threepwood. Mighty Pirate. I go by many names. Sir Guybrush Threepwood, Dong Launcher, CRUSE CONTROL FOR COOL, to name a few. I play exclusively on the Insanity server, where you might be able to catch me being a douchebag. Or I might have a good day, where I'm just laughing at absolut...