calculatedChaos Gaming

Doesn't realize that steam engines are a scientific breakthrough of a time long lost.

Granted. While your wish whimsically comes true, all the future wishes wished for by your royal wishiness end up withdrawing walls from within your white washroom. When this happens, the house whams you into a waffle and you wail in pain. Your wrist watch also explodes into woeful Walrus mustache. I...

Eaten by a miniature chihuahua robot dog.

Has secretes he doesn't want t00bz to reveal to the rest of the community.

Granted, but everyone else on the planet gets the black plague and dies. Leaving you all alone with your new best friends: the rats.

I wish i could laugh like the Joker, but not be insane.

Somehow gets addicted to country music. This naturally leads to a depression. Soon after, moves to Texas, buys a gun and hangs himself. (What was the gun for man? Just in case the rope snapped?)

Accidentally eats garlic bread, trips out of the shade and into the sun, and lands on a wooden steak that stabs his heart.

I wanted to be safe, just in case you were the vampire.

Granted, but the new happy Mr. Smiley is a creeper who will forever feast on the bones of children smileys.

I wish for a pet pterodactyl.

Granted. Kan sey-lo mevek, bi kinlo walik.

I wish i knew what I just said.

Is decimated by a strange girl with purple hair and bat wings.

Granted, you die of starvation.

I wish for a Commodore 64.

Has spent 26.62% of his posts talking about previous posters.

Yay Sufjan Stevens!

and lots of those other people too.

Thanks!

I'm a regular on the fun server. (but I hope that I am not seen as one of the many over-obnoxious people there.)
I may start trying more on the main server sometime.

We shall see.

Thank you, kind sir!

we need video game theme songs. also we need tv show theme songs. rugrats and such.. gah so many good times. :stupid: :faphand: Don't know if any of these are already on the server, but here are a lot of classic video game tunes. http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/1387 They seem to be available for...

NAME: Blotzor! The Harmonica Man AGE: 21 GENDER: Male LOCATION: New Mexico USA PETS: One dog with purple skin (we don't know why he is like that) SIBLINGS: One brother: Valzi http://steamcommunity.com/id/valzi GAMES: TF2, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2, Dragon Age, Bioshock, Freedom Force, Fallout 3, more HE...