calculatedChaos Gaming

I brought some friends to the server and then Viano decided to rename one to scrote. So, I summarily kicked him for fucking with my friends, after which I was banned. This wasn't the fun server by the way, and my friend wasn't doing anything. We'd only been there for 2-3 minutes. At any rate, I'm no...

I meant for everyone to add it to their lists and play it

Zooey Deschanel QFT Other celebs of note: Rhona Mitra Kate Beckinsale Natalie Portman Jennifer Conneley In regards to your original question, sexy is a loose term. I mean, I'd pick one for just sex and the other for a relationship - yet neither if I were a casting agent for a role that required muc...

Add league of legends to your lists, it's free*! It might not actually count as an RTS, as it's more team-based action I guess...but it was based on a custom map for WC3 so... *it's free to play. Every game you play you earn points. You can permanently unlock champions with those points, or you can ...

My favorite is how they can convince people to suicide bomb. I mean, I'd be saying "well, if doing it is so great, YOU take the backpack!"

Ultimately, that's why I'm not too worried about Iran having nukes. The North Korean guy otoh, is batshit crazy - and that's dangerous.

Rent the movie second skin the re-examine your situation.

I don't get why anyone would want to have sex with a virgin. I mean, they're absolute ass at sex. I'd be more willing to blow other people up if there were extremely talented whores waiting for me, ya dig?

Is that bestiality? 'Cause the spy is human and the renamon thing from digimon is like an animal right? I'm just wondering 'cause I find that odd. Maybe he's just DISGUISED as a human... btw, food for thought hellfire: Your avatar is what people associate with you ...so if you're a very effeminate ...

Sastora wrote:I didn't even know they made anal lube, thats gross.

ASStroglide.

for the record, it's much grosser without lube as their can be tearing and blood.

Makes Calculated Chaos look really boring. Try some editing. Think - movie trailer. p.s. I lean very heavily towards banning porn sprays, whether they are cartoon tits or not. I have found that generally if you want girls to play on the internet with you, it's best to make them feel comfortable. See...

what are you talking about? What I'm talking about is the laws of forumdom. If you don't like something, ignore it. It goes away. Like fucking magic. I know I don't speak for everyone, but when I visit forums I click 'view new posts' and if no one replies to a thread, it doesn't show up the next ti...

that changes your 1 vote ya? I'm assuming you don't allow multiple votes per person

Hey doghouse, did a furry rape your mom or something? What gives you the right to be a dick to someone just because they play dress up when they have sex? I think you're a closet furry or something. If you weren't interested you would have done what everyone else did - ignored the post. Instead you ...

Got the thing up and running. Pretty well made for a free game. I really hate the whole "GIVE US MONEY TO MAKE THE GAME EASIER HERF A DERF" thing but you gott make money somehow. For those who care, PvP name is MrKerplunkers. I don't think giving them money makes the game any easier than ...

Just for the record, if any of you come to Portland and suck my dick, I will get on the forums and vote yes for your admin.

It's like DOTA and it's free. I've also gotten the impression the first of that is true of Heroes of Newerth...but I haven't heard any free comments about HoN. https://www.leagueoflegends.com/ (now, you can spend money if you so choose...but I'll let you guys figure that out for yourselves) I found:...

My biggest grievance is that I have to click 'view' and then a sub-menu to click "new posts"

whatshisface should get one for analing 14-year-olds on the forum

Dungeon and Dragons Online apparently is free now...

Noodlefoo wrote:Meeting internet people is always cool.

except when they rape you

some of these seem funserver appropriate: http://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=79617

My tongue is so long it can touch your anus...

wait...

I got the engineer's engineer cap on my birthday, and a halo with that one patch.

Don't shit where you sleep. Or, in this case, don't piss off people where you play.

Dear lord, I turned twice as old as you yesterday. Congrats on making it halfway!

Fear the power of DSL and old phonelines...

Kill the links and ban the poster though.

I don't know if there is one, but if not there should be: Auto-balance by score, triggered when team scores total > x. For example, if x was set to 20 and the scores became so lopsided that one team had a total of 6 and the other 26, it'd pull someone with a high score from the winning team and swap...

Possible suggestion:

Sort the list by game rather than person - i.e.

Starcraft+Broodwar:
Boreas
GrimGriz
4most
Joe's
Kerb

Warcraft 3 + TFT:
GrimGriz
4most
Kerb

might make it easier when we try to get a game going or something...