calculatedChaos Gaming

Likes tits

Gets shanked by a hobo in a back alley

thedoghouse wrote:

spleenter wrote:Granted. But you would take your first drink and it is laced with GHB and you wake up in the middle of the Mexican desert with no pants.

I wish i had a better computer

Granted. But you have to sell your soul to the devil for the new computer

he forgot his wish

I wish I was made of gold

Gets decapitated by a random flying tree

is a spleen shaped splinter

OVERRULED, FAGGOT : Get denied in an argument. "HOLD IT" Start a battle of the wits My god I could do so many achievements off this... "ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLEEEEEEENGE?" - Do what Trilby just did. "Oh, It's ON! It's on like... zzzzz... hurk... huh? Wuh?" - Accept ...

OVERRULED, FAGGOT : Get denied in an argument. "HOLD IT" Start a battle of the wits My god I could do so many achievements off this... "ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLEEEEEEENGE?" - Do what Trilby just did. "Oh, It's ON! It's on like... zzzzz... hurk... huh? Wuh?" - Accept ...

PhrozenFlame wrote:OVERRULED, FAGGOT: Get denied in an argument.

"HOLD IT" Start a battle of the wits

Remember how the logs fell in arena_saw_final? Do That. But with saws, and on both sides *Saws teleport above us* OHSHI-- Oh, that means a higher ceiling. A higher ceiling (but not block height) would be good. Wait... saws would mean stalemates every game... :isee: Flamin......I demand fisticuffs o...

tHeReAlSuSaN wrote:

PhrozenFlame wrote:I wish I was a cyborg with laser fingers and rocket shoulders.

Granted. But Then you trip and fall into a puddle and short circut.

I wish I had an iPad

Granted but it is full of jonas brothers songs you cannot delete
I wish I forgot how to forget putting wishes

avatar is scared shitless for unknown reasons

I agree with you Trilby/Final Boss Battle: Simon Belmont.people with too much time on their hands get higher up the server ranks than those ho actually have things to do. There's not anything wrong with this? If you play on the server all the time and aren't a shithead, you'll get admin. No such th...

Tempest wrote:"I feel like BREAKING Hammer Editor" - Work on 6 (NEARLY 7!) versions of Breakfloor.

"OBJECTION!" we need no more breakfloors

LaN wrote:

Trilby wrote:Don't make a new breakfloor
Thats all I can say

Well the main reason we hate breakfloor is because it DRAAAAAAAGS ON right?

And don't say overplayed. Melee checkers is more overplayed

Pretty much

LaN wrote:Turns into a butterfly and is eaten by a dog.

Gets mistaken for a terrorist and is shot by a firing squad

I wish that Wolfenstein was based on a true story. Done, now we have a bunch of bullshit Nazi Wizards running around and they turn you into a newt for questioning the government I wish I was the frontman for a rock band. Done, But during your fifth concert you get gunned down by a fan I wish, We al...

I wish that I could eat anything without getting fatter, skinnier, or less healthy Granted, but then out of an eating rage, you eat the people you love most. I wish I had all the oil that spilled into the gulf. Also, when in the hell did doghouse become a mod? Granted, but then you try to swim in t...

Dies from a rare liver disorder that causes his liver to implode and create a black hole in his body

"Sniper and Spy are Missing" - Hear FlaminSarge play all of his "Boo!" class sounds and realize this. Because the Sniper and Spy never say "Boo!" (for the jeers command), so... yeah. Really good hearing to notice this under all that noise. Maybe I'll add "Peekaboo...

Don't make a new breakfloor
Thats all I can say

Can read minds

Knows the dark secret of Simon Belmont

FlaminSarge wrote:Is zf_dustbowl on the server? I gotta see that face.
"If You Dare" - Dare to want to see the face, never having seen it before, on zf_dustbowl.

"Dohoho" Take up the dare

Has a rare transfusing liver that also contains the secret to eternal life

LaN wrote:

Trilby wrote: "HO-- SHIT" Get scared shitless by the face on zf_dustbowl

"Pied Piper" - Lead someone to the face in zf_dustbowl

"Minotaur of the maze" Encounter Final battle: Simon Belmont in the skyscraper 3 maze

"Bridge of inevitable failure" You know what I mean This is tfbridge_b38 right? Must have stunk. "THIS IS NOT SHNUG----" Mistake the wrong witch for shnugems and pay the price Explain this? L4D something? Also: "This was a Triumph" - 600+ Views, 100 (+1) replies, and 6...

Not sure if someone is correct

Is a bag of tits

Who really gives a damn about play time and score it just proves you have nothing better to do
But bringing it up I would be higher if I didbn't take a month long hiatus to catch up on stuff

Is glaring at someone for editing their post