calculatedChaos Gaming

"I tihk I'm hlaf aselep" Type an achievement while you are half asleep

"I hate siblings" Type this achievement sideways due to your sibling fucking up your monitor and making everything sideways

gets keelhauled by a group of pirates 2 years after this is posted

Granted. But you die first never getting to watch it and get your sick pleasure, while I become famous for the stunt, make millions, and die a happy man at age 212 I wish ragin lost both his arms and his legs so there was no way he could type on a computer Done, then you die soon after i lose my li...

is h divided by l times n minus .LAW

Tempest wrote:Actually LaN, you bring up a good point. Since there's 8 layers, including the last, and they break within 15 seconds of each other, how long should the last one break before it auto-breaks? Also thanks for that info Trilby, ill up the hp.

Never underestimate the usefulness of TF2 wiki

Is stabbed by his friend for laughing at him

Is the word that states a connection between two things or a part of a chain

And now for something completely different. Monty Phython acheviments! I'll start. The Black Knight always triumphs! - Complete any map as a demonight with 1 hp left. Monty Python you say? "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" Yell the name of this achievement when popping around a cor...

thedoghouse wrote:Granted. but you quickly lose it do to many complaints

I wish I had more ideas of what to wish for

Complaints about me? Naaaaaaaah

Granted but then you have too many ideas

I wish I wasn't so hurt emotionaly *plays violin*

Haxwehttam wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upyoQ98AV1Q

That seems quite Painful

Gets eaten by a man eating worm

Is going to start a fight

What do you mean not enough, its more than double the hp of the normal blocks. :| Dohohohoho Young one Mini Gun Stats Range Damage per 1 ammo Critical damage Damage per second Point Blank 50-54 108 500-540 (Crit: 1080) Medium 5-30 27/54/81/108 50-300 (Crit: 540) Long 5-10 27/54 50-100 (Crit: 270) S...

Holy Shit yes
Captain Morgan's Revenge

Slowpokes Bro wrote:It was pretty fun, and i wish some of these haters would shut up. Why do u care that we made a new thread or if we never made this in the first place?

Haters gonna Hate

thedoghouse wrote:Granted. but then the ammount of spam increases to 200 spammers a day, it gets to be too much for you and you go crazy

I wish I had everything

Granted but then you drown in a giant pile of dog terds

I wish I was a high admin

Hates everything including Canada

Tempest wrote:Yea, I countered that by making the bottom layer have twice as much health as the other blocks so it currently has 550 hp I believe.

NOT ENOUUUUUUUGH

thedoghouse wrote:granted, but the government gives you a poisoned sandwich after you go on a massive sandwich eating spree

I wish I was a fish

Granted but then you get eaten by a shark

I wish I got shot in the head

the man above him is right I do need help *continues playing violin*

Vengeful Sinz wrote:

Trilby wrote:I wish I was permantly on fire

Granted. But someone throws a bottle of piss at you in the attempt to put it out.

I wish I was a Whale Shark.

Gratned But you get killed by whale hunters and have all your teeth inplanted into a giant lobster

I wish valve wasn't such dicks

Vengeful Sinz wrote:

Trilby wrote:I wish I was permantly on fire

Granted. But someone throws a bottle of piss at you in the attempt to put it out.

I wish I was a Whale Shark.

Gratned But you get killed by whale hunters and have all your teeth inplanted into a giant lobster

I wish valve wasn't such dicks

So yea. As the title says I'm finally working on the new version of breakfloorz and since its been a while I need to get reminded of bugs that needed fixing, and also any ideas people may have (Inb4GETRIDOFBREAKFLOORLOL). Also, if you want you can post ideas for new map ideas that I could try as pe...

*plays violin* Oh the horrible horrible truth
Is a conselour

I wish I had unlimited amounts of TNT Fine, but a thief stole 9 million tons of it, left it in France and detonated it, blowing the whole nation sky high. FBI track it back to the US and Great Britain, Spain, Russia, Germany, China, and Japan launch all their nuclear warheads on to the US, specific...

Gets stuck in a nuclear reactor causing to melt down and destroy the state of arkansas

Knows how to hurt a man emotionaly

Is a beater

PhrozenFlame wrote:

Trilby wrote:"FEEL THE MIGHT OF HOUSE BELMONT" Counter the first point

YOU'RE NOT READY YET- Trick the enemy into admitting they lost.

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT" Make the enemy feel proud yet secretly scared

I FOUNDED THAT ENGYVILLE BITCHES D:<

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:

hln.LAW wrote: I wish I could go skydiving

Granted, but you forgot the parachute and plummet to death

I wish I never get an STD.

Granted but you die of cancer 5 seconds later
I wish I had unlimited amounts of TNT